New Edwards Model

Clint Woltering was kind enough to share his new invention with Edwards — the deathbone 5000. This instrument does not have one, two, three or even four valves. That just wouldn’t be enough. The DB5 has been designed to include every valve known to man. Not only that, but this monster horn is jet powered. The slide is belt-driven, freeing the hands to operate the valves. Even with all ten fingers working different triggers, the DB5 will still not be fully utilized. That’s why it also has foot pedals to work the remaining valves.

The prototype DB5 is taking longer than expected to complete. Please check back often. We hope to have it built in the next few decades.